An Invitation from the Captain. Looking for a totally out-of-the-ordinary vacation experience? The Captain invites you to discover for yourself the most fun-filled place in Hawaii for adults: Pirate Bar Hawaii.com A Captain's Tale. The Captain's vision for a memorable vacation event is inspired by his childhood memories of growing up around boats on a small saltwater bay and his years spent in Fortune 100 confinement. After school, the Captain and his childhood friends left the landlubbers ashore and were Pirates of the Caribbean. After work, and sometimes during, the Captain and his management friends left their corporate troubles behind and went in search of thrilling adventures in bars and on the high seas. The Curse. Back on dry land scalawags from airlines, hotels, timeshare companies and villians from other bars with $14 Mai Tai's are overrunning the islands and trying to plunder more of your hard-earned vacation dubloons. Our Mission. In the true spirit and tradition of Hawaiian Aloha, set sail to rescue as many unsuspecting visitors from the evil clutches of the notorious timeshare companies and their cursed activity crews by whatever means necessary -- even giving away free drinks and ocean activities! Legends and Facts. Legend tells of a bar where a treasure trove of free drinks and free activities is hidden. Stories are whispered of a mysterious ship, the fastest pirate ship in the islands, that makes its berth there. So step back in time, come aboard a tall ship, and set sail for life and adventure on the high seas with the wind at your back and a refreshing drink in your hand. A Pirate's Promise. Cheer up, mateys! While the Captain may be the cleverest of pirates, he promises that he would rather walk the plank than double-cross you with twisted timeshare trickery or any other kind of a catch. What the Captain loves most is that there really isn't a catch! You can actually read about our free drinks and activities in Fodor's travel guide.